When I said yes to anal, I didn't know she will fuck my ass with a dildo. #dominantgirl… Lire la suite

Me: Say something which makes me feel good and bad at the same time. She: You're a proof that even ugly guys can have a pretty dick.… Lire la suite

One girl, who's a friend of mine, mistakenly touched my crotch. And then she asked me with a surprising look, "You don't smoke, then why you're carrying a cigarette?"… Lire la suite

A push-up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.… Lire la suite

Asshole is really tight if it's virgin. It would be a painful experience for her to get fucked in the ass. First you've to stretch her hole day by day before fucking it. So lick her butthole for a couple of days and once she feels confident got for fucking.… Lire la suite

Girls are eager to sit on my face and feel my tongue than my cock.… Lire la suite

-Why the small dick guy is so happy? -Because he gets blowjob every time his wife needs a toothpick.… Lire la suite